Prison sex requires consent, court says
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Pat Robertson Tells Viewers to Become Muslim, Beat their Wives
Punchlines: 1...What's Yours? Source: Ms. Magazine
Kate Middleton Pulls Off Three Outfit Changes in One Day in Singapore!
Punchlines: 1...What's Yours? Source: People
Report: Deputies find 96 pills stashed in woman’s ‘secret vault’ during strip search
Punchlines: 2...What's Yours? Source: Sun Sentinel
Nevada man accused of fondling himself aboard Southwest flight
Punchlines: 2...What's Yours? Source: CNN
Rihanna Got a Massive Underboob Tattoo in Memory of Her Late Gran Gran [NSFW]
Punchlines: 1...What's Yours? Source: Gawker
Illegal monkey living on Frosted Flakes bites woman
Punchlines: 1...What's Yours? Source: LA Times
Ben & Jerry’s sues over X-rated ‘Ben & Cherry’s’ DVDs
Punchlines: 1...What's Yours? Source: Fox News
NY court to decide if lap dance is tax-exempt art
Punchlines: 1...What's Yours? Source: Associated Press
Russell Crowe rescued by US Coast Guard after getting lost kayaking off New York’s Long Island
Punchlines: 1...What's Yours? Source: News.com
Cops: Suspect “Tebowed” After Attacking Teen
Punchlines: 1...What's Yours? Source: The Smoking Gun
Secret Service agent’s GUN found in bathroom of Romney’s plane by reporter
Punchlines: 1...What's Yours? Source: Daily Mail
Taiwan minister says men should sit down to urinate
Punchlines: 1...What's Yours? Source: BBC
Pastor says prayer team sent Isaac away from RNC
Punchlines: 1...What's Yours? Source: Wisconsin Gazette
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