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Man wears 70 items of clothing at airport to avoid baggage charge
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The Princess Bride’s Cary Elwes Sued for Credit Card Debt
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Search of bra leads to major heroin bust in Poconos
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Catcher in the Rye dropped from US school curriculum
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Software Giant John McAfee Arrested in Guatemala
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Ontario school using stickers to cover student’s genitals in yearbook
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Brittany Sonnier Accused Of Engaging In Illicit Acts With Family Dogs
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North Carolina Prisoners Forced to Slather Hot Sauce Onto Testicles
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