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Sex & Crime
Feb 22, 2013
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Worker at stress ball factory punches boss, brandishes knives
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Feb 19, 2013
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Harmful radioactive material stolen from the back of a van
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Feb 14, 2013
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Police: Man steals bean dip, threatens to kill someone if he isn’t deported
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WLKY
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Feb 4, 2013
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Passenger ‘groped’ by drunk captain
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MSN
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Jan 28, 2013
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Dallas man arrested for shooting laser beam at police helicopter
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Star Telegram
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Jan 22, 2013
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Two strippers, one pregnant, brawl over a dollar
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Houston Chron
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Jan 22, 2013
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Man charged in urn attack
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UPI
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Jan 19, 2013
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PERRIS: Couple with home strip club face trial
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PE
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Jan 12, 2013
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No charges for man over water he gave girlfriend
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SF Gate
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Jan 10, 2013
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Alligator found in California home guarding $100,000 marijuana stash, authorities say
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CBS
Sex & Crime
Jan 8, 2013
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2 gunmen rob card game at Italian social club on Northwest Side
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Sun Times
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Dec 7, 2012
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Software Giant John McAfee Arrested in Guatemala
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Fox News
Sex & Crime
Dec 5, 2012
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Woman Stabbed By Central Park
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NY 1
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Dec 4, 2012
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Brittany Sonnier Accused Of Engaging In Illicit Acts With Family Dogs
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Huffington Post
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Dec 4, 2012
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North Carolina Prisoners Forced to Slather Hot Sauce Onto Testicles
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IB Times
Sex & Crime
Nov 21, 2012
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Clogged toilet led to shooting in Lacey area, sheriff’s office says
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The News Tribune
Sex & Crime
Nov 21, 2012
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Athens man arrested after pretending Taser is penis
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Online Athens
Sex & Crime
Nov 18, 2012
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Quadriplegic Rapist to be Released from Prison
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NBC San Diego
Sex & Crime
Nov 16, 2012
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Public masturbator to cops: Wait ’til I’m finished
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