Sword rampage: Japanese man chops off realtor’s arm
Punchlines: 1...What's Yours? Source: RT
Ryan Hart, Michigan Teen, Finds Human Finger In Arby’s Sandwich
Punchlines: 1...What's Yours? Source: Huffington Post
Naked woman goes shopping at NY lumber store
Punchlines: 1...What's Yours? Source: Beaumont Enterprise
Sniffer dog nabs smuggler hiding heroin in rectum
Punchlines: 1...What's Yours? Source: Reuters
Obama tries to sandwich Republicans on jobs plan, at a Washington deli
Punchlines: 3...What's Yours? Source: Washington Post
Police: NY man had friend shoot him in leg so he would know what it feels like to be shot
Punchlines: 1...What's Yours? Source: Milwaukee Journal Sentinel
There’s A Used Condom In My Room. Does The Hotel Owe Me Anything?
Punchlines: 1...What's Yours? Source: Consumerist
Man gets 15 days for masturbating at Zellers
Punchlines: 1...What's Yours? Source: The Guardian
Woman to Officer: ‘Those Aren’t My Pants’
Punchlines: 1...What's Yours? Source: Dacula Patch
Labor board says Boner retaliated against pair
Punchlines: 1...What's Yours? Source: dnj.com
Road rage showdown: Stun gun v. baseball bat
Punchlines: 1...What's Yours? Source: Sun Sentinel
Illinois man takes plea deal after sewing son’s butt
Punchlines: 2...What's Yours? Source: MSNBC
4-Year-Old’s Overdue Library Books Returned After Police Sent To Family’s House
Punchlines: 3...What's Yours? Source: CBS Pittsburgh
Appellate Court Rules Man Can Sue Hospital Over ‘Excruciating’ Catheter Mishap
Punchlines: 2...What's Yours? Source: CBS Los Angeles
Government Issues Study of a Study About Studies
Punchlines: 3...What's Yours? Source: Fox News
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